The First Episode

Dear weird book,

Yes I am calling it that. Anyway today the mysterious miss F beat Fitz in the splotching match. I might've snuck into Elwin's office after hours. He thinks she did a Brain Push which would be considered impossible for someone her age. Guess what I talked to Fitz and he said Sophie got telepathy at FIVE!!!! I wish I knew this years ago to shut Fitz up. Well I guess I was right looks like I might have some competition. To bad she is so serious then think of the chaos that could have happened. Awww such a shame. Well I guess I don't have to share my tools with her.

Handsomely, Lord Hunkyhair