This is my new goal

Okay you have no idea how much I wanted too use this in real life. I wouldn't use it on Dex my partner in crime. probably on dear old dad. But then again he already has too many eyes watching over me. But if they end up in his hair I might be willing too reconsider. Tell me where I can get that for a few selective people (coughs Dame Alina). maybe I can get Dex too create an elixir to do this. See you guys later I'm heading down to Slurp and Burps. P.S great title for a store.

HAHAHAHAAHA fitzy boy should be scared when I get too him. Maybe this could be a dare making him wear that in front of Sophie. But what is with the wanted sign on top. Even though we're friends I don't want you and they needd too fix the name at the bottom. It is supposed too say Fitzroy Vacker. Maybe I could blackmail him with this well who cares this is hilarious either way.

This does sound like something I would joke about. Except I would never try to be friends with Tam ever. though the idea of calling him evil snail does sound a tad bit too alluring. I will definently use that.